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“Suess”
for Nursing Mothers
Mother’s
milk is just the thing!
Would
you nurse her at the park?
Would you nurse him in the dark?
Would you nurse him with a Boppy?
And when your boobs are feeling floppy?
I
would nurse him in the park,
I would nurse her in the dark.
I’d nurse with or without a Boppy.
Floppy boobs will never stop me.
Can
you nurse with your seat belt on?
Can you nurse from dusk till dawn?
Though she may pinch me, bite me, pull,
I will nurse her ‘till she’s full!
Can
you nurse and make some soup?
Can you nurse and feed the group?
It makes her healthy strong and smart,
Mommy’s milk is the best start!
Would
you nurse him at the game?
Would you nurse
her in the rain?
In front of those who dare to complain?
I would nurse him at the game.
I would nurse her in the rain.
As
for those who protest lactation,
I have a perfect explanation.
Mommy milk is tailor made
It’s perfect food, you need no aid.
Some
may scoff and some may wriggle,
Avert their eyes or even giggle.
To those who can be cruel and rude,
Remind them breast’s the perfect food!
I
would never scoff or giggle,
Roll my eyes or even wiggle!
I would not be so crass or crude,
I KNOW that this milk’s the perfect food!
We
make the right amount we need,
The perfect temp for every feed.
There’s no compare to milk from breast-
The perfect food, above the rest.
Thos
nursing smiles are oh so sweet,
Mommy milk is such a treat.
Human milk just can’t be beat.
I
will nurse, in any case,
On the street or in your face.
I will not let my baby cry,
I’ll meet her needs, I’ll always try.
It’s not about what’s good for you,
It’s best for babies, through and through.
I
will nurse her in my home,
I will nurse her when I roam.
Leave me be lads, leave me be ma’am.
I will nurse her, Mom I am.
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Twelve
Days of Breastfeeding
On the first day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me:
colostrum to
increase my immunity!
On the second day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me: two
full
breasts and colostrum to increase my immunity!
On the third day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me:
minimized
jaundice, two full breasts and colostrum to increase my
immunity!
On the fourth day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me:
fewer Dr.
visits, minimized jaundice, two full breasts and colostrum
to increase
my immunity!
On the fifth day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me: LESS
ALLERGIES! Fewer Dr. visits, minimized jaundice, two full
breasts and
colostrum to increase my immunity!
On the sixth day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me: Zero
constipation LESS ALLERGIES! Fewer Dr. visits, minimized
jaundice,
two full breasts and colostrum to increase my immunity!
On the seventh day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me:
teeth and jaw
development, zero constipation, LESS ALLERGIES! Fewer Dr.
visits,
minimized jaundice, two full breasts and colostrum to
increase my
immunity!
On the eighth day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me:
reduced risk
of breast cancer, teeth and jaw development, zero
constipation, LESS
ALLERGIES! Fewer Dr. visits, minimized jaundice, two full
breasts
and colostrum to increase my immunity!
On the ninth day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me: skin
to skin
comfort, reduced risk of breast cancer, teeth and jaw
development,
zero constipation, LESS ALLERGIES! Fewer Dr. visits,
minimized
jaundice, two full breasts and colostrum to increase my
immunity!
On the tenth day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me:
decreased
chance of diabetes, skin to skin comfort, reduced risk of
breast
cancer, teeth and jaw development, zero constipation, LESS
ALLERGIES! Fewer Dr. visits, minimized jaundice, two full
breasts
and colostrum to increase my immunity!
On the eleventh day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me:
bonding and
loving, decreased chance of diabetes, skin to skin comfort,
reduced
risk of breast cancer, teeth and jaw development, zero
constipation,
LESS ALLERGIES! Fewer Dr. visits, minimized jaundice, two
full
breasts and colostrum to increase my immunity!
On the twelfth day of breastfeeding my mommy gave to me:
Higher IQ,
bonding and loving, decreased chance of diabetes, skin to
skin
comfort, reduced risk of breast cancer, teeth and jaw
development,
zero constipation, LESS ALLERGIES! Fewer Dr. visits,
minimized
jaundice, two full breasts and colostrum to increase my
immunity!
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